Fucking-Upped-Ness

by hjparker68

Recently it occurred to me that all of my problems in some way are off my own making, Furthermore, it occurred to me that instead of sitting around like a whinny little bitch, I had to start to take steps to undue forty years of massive Fucking-Upped-Ness. (Coining it)

Fucking-Upped-Ness 

The uncanny ability to do the most Assine stupid thing possible at the precise moment when if you were to do anything else but what you just did… you may be able to beat a retreat and undue the catastrophic damage that you have just self-inflicted upon:  Yourself… Career…. Relationship…

And as a Special Gift:

Two of my favorite defintions of FTFO in Chatspeak Lexicon.

1. FTFO

Fight the fuck on.

2. FTFO

Freaking The Fuuuckkk Outttttttt.

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